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Hats, towels, mugs, and coolers with the golf humor you know from TikTok. Printed on demand, shipped from Etsy — secure checkout, buyer protection, and fast delivery.

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Rope Hats

3 styles

Classic rope hats for the fairway, the cart, and the 19th hole.

I Hit It Hard — Rope Hat

Direction optional. Distance guaranteed (allegedly). For the golfer who lets the club do the talking.

$34.99

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Three-Putt Champion — Rope Hat

Own it. Three putts, zero regrets. For golfers who know the green is where rounds go to die.

$34.99

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Pace of Play Police — Rope Hat

Somebody has to enforce the four-hour round. For the golfer who keeps the group moving.

$34.99

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Golf Towels

3 styles

Clip to your bag and let the group know what you're about.

Eat Sleep Golf Repeat golf towel by Yardage Book

Eat Sleep Golf Repeat — Towel

The golfer's mantra, on a towel that clips to your bag. Because there really isn't anything else.

$20.99

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My Other Car Is A Golf Cart golf towel by Yardage Book

My Other Car Is A Golf Cart — Towel

For the golfer whose real vehicle of choice has a bag rack. Classic bumper-sticker energy.

$20.99

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Pro At Nothing golf towel by Yardage Book

Pro At Nothing — Towel

Honest branding for the rest of us. For golfers who are consistently, confidently average.

$20.99

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Coffee Mugs

3 styles

For the coffee that fuels your pre-round optimism.

I Golf Therefore I Am coffee mug by Yardage Book

I Golf Therefore I Am — Mug

Descartes, if Descartes had a handicap. Ceramic mug for the golf philosopher.

$10.99

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Bogey Fuel — Mug

The coffee that powers your 9 on a par 5. For golfers running on caffeine and optimism.

$10.99

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The Only Time I'm Under Par coffee mug by Yardage Book

The Only Time I'm Under Par — Mug

Finally, a way to be under par that doesn't involve a 20-foot putt. Ceramic mug.

$10.99

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Accessories

1 style

Small stuff that makes the round better.

Three-Putt Champion — Can Cooler

Bring a little clubhouse pride to the clubhouse cooler. Neoprene sleeve with vintage-inspired golf artwork.

$15.99

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